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Well I got that first two posts out of the way so now on to the craziness. Stitches. One night stands. Two things. If you know me you may have heard me rattle about them before, but you have never thought about their connection – UNTIL TODAY!
Stitches
- Pretty much everyone will have them at one point in their lives
One-night stands
- Pretty much everyone will have one sometime in their adult lives
Stitches
- Leave scars
One night stands
- Leave emotional scars…
Stitches
- You get stitches and everyone always asks what happened. This often leads to a fully drawn out story leading to dangerous behavior, and a gross error in judgment. Your family and friends shake their heads, offer sympathies, tell their own stitch stories, and tell you to keep your head up.
One night stands
- You have a one night stand and everyone always asks what happened. This often leads to a fully drawn out story leading to irresponsible behavior, and a gross error in judgment. Your friends (hopefully not your family) shake their heads, offer sympathies, tell their own one night stand stories, and tell you to keep you pants on.
Case in point. Stitches are like one night stands. How many times have you been stitched up…?
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